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Thank you David Yurman. [23 Aug 2007|09:19pm] It's good. post comment

I shouldn't be this stupid without insurance [31 Mar 2007|08:38pm] Gah! I fell asleep in my contact lenses last night (something I've done countless other times before) only to wake up with pulsing pain in my right eye. Thankfully my awesome eye doctor is open on Saturdays and could see me right away. Unfortunately, it turns out that sleeping in my lenses caused a corneal abrasion. On top of that, I'm uninsured, so my visit cost me $95 and the medication cost me nearly $200. All because I was too fucking drunk/lazy to take out my damn lenses before falling asleep! Aaaaaahhhhh! If you read this and feel sorry for me, please give me money. Thanks! post comment

Welcome back bitch [06 Mar 2007|01:46pm] After a skimpy Spring 07 season, my favourite bitch brought her lazy ass back to the Euro runways and worked it like nobody's business. The girl's got versatility for days: Lagerfeld, Versace, Dior, Valentino, Hermes, Celine, McQueen, Galliano, McCartney. Break my heart. post comment

Everyone Knows The Most Delicious Part of the Muffin . . . Is The Top! [12 Feb 2007|10:44pm] I can't stop watching this. 3 comments|post comment

OMG: Beatboxing Flute Super Mario Brothers Theme [08 Feb 2007|09:34pm] I bet he's hot in the sack, too. I want! 2 comments|post comment

Calling It Now: Hottest Spring Accessory [04 Feb 2007|01:48pm] Balenciaga Spring 2007 Sunglasses: These things have been splashed all across the past two issues of US Vogue, so expect them to be splashed across celebrity faces this Spring. Let's hope they go over better than the boots did last season. Although I blame Mary-Kate for that. Too bad they don't make a men's version. post comment

[29 Jan 2007|01:03pm] Ugh, also, how does someone who writes this kind of bullshit: "But beneath these warring aesthetics was an exotic bird with a magpie’s eye, who tempers her flights of fancy with wit too arch to possibly ever be pigeonholed." become a journalist? post comment

I have the worst celebrity spotting [29 Jan 2007|12:57pm] I just saw this bitch walking up 8th Ave with her mom or someone. She looked as plain as they come. post comment

[08 Jan 2007|11:25pm] I want one! post comment

[02 Jan 2007|11:40pm] I want this for my birthday: And internet surveys make me feel stupid: 2 comments|post comment

[19 Dec 2006|09:05pm] The New York Post is reporting that the Avalon will be converted into a mini-mall in 2007 with H&M as it's main tenant. Ha! I suppose it's only fair for a club as lame as Avalon to be made into something even lamer like a mini-mall. I mean, they turned the Palladium into a fucking dorm (although I heard the dorm rocks). post comment

Who's A Cunt Now, Lohan! [12 Dec 2006|11:45pm] Hotness! So not only did Lohan get rejected by LV, despite being "friends" with Marc Jacobs, but the campaign went to her arch nemesis ScarJo. ( Yum ) post comment

Doggy Drama [11 Dec 2006|01:44am] So last night as I'm waiting for the train to go to a friend's, I get a frantic phone call from lesbian roommate #1 asking me if I "have the dog." Have the dog? I'm on a fucking subway platform, why would I have the dog? Turns out, she and lesbian roommate #2 had taken the dog to the Chinese down the block to grab some takeout. As we dog owners have done dozens of times before, they tied the dog to a pole outside and went inside to order. Except unlike the dozens of times before, lesbian roommates walk out to find the dog is gone! SOMEONE HAD STOLEN OUR DOG! ( Doggy Drama Continues ) post comment

[03 Dec 2006|04:34pm] Good for Coco (and her agents) for getting her on every fucking runway imaginable and somehow bagging the Balenciaga campaign, but if I have to see her two front teeth one more, I'm going to drop kick her. The girl seriously needs to shut her mouth. Also, I love me some Nicole Kidman, but she basically looks like a robot in the current issue of Vogue, right? Being unemployed is fun. post comment

[23 Nov 2006|05:36am] Just saw Babel. I'm exhausted. 2 comments|post comment

I love Karl Lagerfeld! [12 Oct 2006|02:50pm] "In fact the clothes are so light, that the girls aren’t anorexic, the clothes are." - Karl Lagerfeld on his 2007 Chanel ready-to-wear collection Love. post comment

I love Jack Nicholson! [30 Sep 2006|06:34pm] "Cunt is an acronym. For can't-understand-normal-thinking." - Jack Nicholson in Rolling Stone Love. post comment

[02 Sep 2006|06:09pm] So Gemma's taking a shot at the big screen eh? Out of all the supermodels out there, Gemma wouldn't have been my first guess to be the next one to make the leap.  Here's to hoping it doesn't end in disaster. Angela Lindvall was pretty good, if a bit un-memorable in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then again, I doubt there's another supermodel who'll make the type of big screen debut that Milla did with "The Fifth Element." "Moolteepass!" Heh. 4 comments|post comment

[01 Sep 2006|06:22pm] Worst. VMAs. Ever. post comment

[30 Aug 2006|11:36pm] As much fun as my roomates are, it's always nice to have the apartment to myself. Also, does anyone else hate it when the toilet paper is loaded so that the paper dispenses from underneath as opposed to over the roll?  So annoying, right? 2 comments|post comment

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